It's a very new-millennium concept to think of home decorating the way a set decorator thinks about a movie set. That is, letting clutter tell a story and create a character. Here, a picture of vain, hedonistic masculinity: Tub o' whey protein displayed beside other athletic supplements. Various military diplomas, no frame necessary. A bottle of Febreze, because actual clothes washing is womanly. Lotion (lube), hand sanitizer, and toilet paper. And all this arranged on raw, unfinished wood (scrawled with the word "jerk") because paint is really just makeup for your home, and that's gay.