It's a very
new-millennium concept to think of home decorating the way a
set decorator thinks about a movie set. That is, letting clutter
tell a story and create a character. Here, a picture of vain,
hedonistic masculinity: Tub o' whey protein displayed beside
other athletic supplements. Various military diplomas, no frame
necessary. A bottle of Febreze, because actual clothes washing
is womanly. Lotion (lube), hand sanitizer, and toilet paper.
And all this arranged on raw, unfinished wood (scrawled with
the word "jerk") because paint is really just makeup
for your home, and that's gay.