Me, Justin.

I came from Fargo, North Dakota.

But I live in Los Angeles, California now.

Besides designing theme parks, picking colors for big buildings, and various branding and marketing gigs, I also write, sometimes well.

I created "Obscene Interiors," a book exposing the bad decorating found in online male personal ads, and I'm developing other similarly odd titles.

When I have the time, I add stuff to this site and rewrite and redesign what's here so it's less crappy.

Sometimes I tell embarrassing, raunchy stories to large groups. For my events, performances, and such, check my blog, This Justin or join me on MySpace.